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Monday, May 21, 2007

Heroes use zimmer frames!

The old men of Hollywood never say die. They're made of sterner stuff than the pampered pretty boy actions 'heroes' of today's cinema. They may be hitting the time when they should be shuffling off to the post office to collect their pensions, but these hard asses are going out in a blaze of glory. Willis, Ford and Stallone are not quite ready to throw in the towel. Their backs may be bad. Their hips may need replacing, but you better believe they ain't done yet. And here's the latest hero to come out of retirement.

John Rambo.

That's right. The Vietnam vet, who so valiantly fought alongside the Afghan Mujahideen is back in a metal-hammering, fish-skewering, head-chopping, dialogue-mumbling bullet-fest. And man alive, it looks bloody! This will be no PG-13 film, kids, so keep away! Stallone already brought Rocky out of retirement in a very entertaining manner. Wonder if he can pull it off again with this one-

We all pray that John Matrix comes out of retirement next, to let off some steam.

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