How NOT to forge a career in Hollywood.

You know, I'd love to get a job working as an extra on a major Hollywood production. It'd be great. Meeting actors, directors, seeing how a film comes together, and generally being immersed in the buzz of making a great film. Working on something like Indiana Jones And The Kingdom Of The Crystal Skull would be a dream come true! Hell, even being allowed stand on set would be good enough for me. I'd literally put a gun to my head after as nothing in life would top that experience. What I WOULDN'T do afterward would be to blab to some small town rag newspaper all the details of the film and what people can expect.
Yet this is what this idiot had the stupidity to do recently. Ladies and gentleman, meet Tyler Nelson.



This clown had the incredible fortune to work on Indiana Jones 4 as 'Russian Dancing Soldier.' Quite the pivotal role, I'd imagine. Yet, despite having signed a non-disclosure agreement before shooting began, young Tyler ran to his home town newspaper and unleashed all the details he knew about the project. Understandably, Spieleberg and Lucas were incensed. This is one of the most eagerly anticipated films of, dare I say it, all time. And some idiot breaks ranks and unleashes all he knows, just for a little attention.

A spokesman for Senor Spielbergo, Martin Levy was quoted as saying- "Who knows whether that particular person will ever work in this town again?" Personally, I think any production stupid enough to hire this later day Benedict Arnold deserves to have it's plot details revealed.
Now, I know, in this digital age it's very difficult to keep spoilers away from awaiting fans. Details get leaked. Yet most of the people who leak information have the common sense to STAY ANONYMOUS. It doesn't take a genius to realize that this is the prudent course of action when releasing details.

As for Tyler, well, I doubt he's going to be lighting up the silver screen any time soon. Hopefully karma will do it's job and the closest this guy will ever get to another film production is to rent a DVD from his local video store. But spare a thought for the poor unfortunates who share scenes with this dick. Spieleberg has stated that he may cut the scenes featuring the blabbermouth. If any extra has the misfortune to share screen time with Nelson, that's them cut too. The best thing to do would be to reshoot the scenes. That way everybody, except motormouth, is happy.

Loose lips sink ships, moron.